I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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