That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Found your dick twin last night
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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