i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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