Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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