i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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