You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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