Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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