3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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