vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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