Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i drank out of a bidet.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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