I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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