the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
