I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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