I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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