you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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