i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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