It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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