I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You need a sexual gate keeper
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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