everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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