This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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