dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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