Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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