Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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