And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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