Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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