Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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