Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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