White coat. Heels.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Randomize
