okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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