Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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