Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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