Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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