last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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