Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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