yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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