I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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