remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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