People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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