What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I wear drunk well.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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