look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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