I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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