gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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