NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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