Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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