Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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