Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
operation have a gay friend backfired
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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