Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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