i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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