Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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