Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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